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National Sports reporter Kevin 'Danny Edwards' Sylvester cleaned-up on local CBC morning man Rick Cluff once again today.
This time out it was Sylvester took P. Cluffie around the block at 37 minutes past every hour to bash his shins on firehydrants while he tried to get a grip on Shakespearean quotes inpired by the 'Ides of March'.
The repeated exchanges were a little bit Inigo Montoya leading Fezzick haltingly down the rhyming couplet path, except for the fact that the latter appears to be significantly more quick-witted than P. Cluffie.
Then, finally, the kicker came during the 8:15 am wrap-up when Heavy Kevvie (who just might be angling for Cluffie's chair) manouevered the Clue-Challenged One into essentially begging for the delivery of this devastating zinger.........
'My Kingdom for a Host!'
Indeed.
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Update: As pointed out by reader B.A.D., a bizarre thing about the zinger was the fact that it had P. Cluffie guffawing with what seemed like genuine laughter.
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