Terror Times At The Horseshoe

NotQueenStWest
TerminalVille

Davey Boy Hahn has decided it's time for BC Ferries to lockdown the Horseshoe Bay Terminal.

Rumour has it he's worried that viscious packs of shifty surfers with scruffy beards and/or hairy legs travelling in VW Microbus convoys are poised to smuggle fissionable material in aluminum tubes aboard the Motor Vessel Queen of Esquimalt en route to their evil underground lair on the outskirts of Tofino.

What's that you say?

Oh.

Sorry.

Turns out it was actually fizzy material in aluminum cans.

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Ainge has the real story.
Thanks to reader lenny for the original pointdexter.

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