This Just In...Christy Clark Tells The CP That It Doesn't Matter If She Is...

...Just Making Stuff Up.

Because....

The front page ad she and hers ran on the front of 24 Hrs today was just an ad, and it was clearly stated that it was an ad.

Therefore, according to the logistical pretzels stuck deep within her amygdala at least, Ms. Clark really did win the TeeVee debate the other night.

So there:

...The ad, placed on the front page of the free daily, shows a photo of a triumphant Clark underneath the words "paid advertisement" and it also shows poll figures that indicate Clark is perceived to have sounded most like a premier during the televised leaders debate earlier this week.

The full poll by Ipsos Reid is not referenced in the newspaper ad, but it isn't as flattering as the ad would suggest.

The online results show of the 677 British Columbians surveyed, more people thought Dix had won the debate than Clark and a wide majority thought Dix had better ideas than Clark.

Clark says the front page ad was for sale and her party bought it, adding the fact that it's advertising is clearly marked on the page...


So....

There you have it.

Her party bought it...

As a result, we're supposed to swallow its codswallop, whole.

Except, it turns out that the people of British Columbia do know how to reflexively gag when something is being shoved down their throats and use the Google at the same time.

Right?


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