Dr. DPU

ShoppingForSanity
NotSoAnonymousVille

No, Dr. DPU is not a newly minted silicon chip-based rapper.

Although he does seem to know a little about the code.

Instead, if you happen to be the parent of, or even remotely associated with, a pre-teen girl on the cusp of the big change, he gives great advice*.

Like this:

"Last night, went shopping with the stepdaughter, who is in the agonizing early stages of her body changing to that of an adolescent. She's been reluctant to accept these awkward changes, and so her mom and I thought that the best solution was a shopping trip with me.

So she and I went through the cashout line line with a basket of expensive girl shavers, melon-scented shaving gel, and teen tampons. The cashier, a bored-looking young woman, saw us standing together buying all this girly stuff, and practically wept at the cuteness of it all.

After getting home, we destroyed some tampons by taking them out of their torpedo housings, throwing them at each other, and getting them wet to watch them blow up to what appeared to be minature wet sheep......"

Go read it all, because it only gets better after that.

Who the hell needs Dr. Phil anyway?


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*Not to mention giving great 'Dad'.
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