The Garbage Strike Conspiracy - In A World...

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Cut to: images of soaring condo towers, explosions, glistening skyscrapers, massive curling rinks, and big boxes rising that fades into a flowing flag of five circles each containing a separate f-shoppe-enhanced image of a beloved citizen mayor.

Which runs over a low-pitched rolling voice over of maximum resonance that goes something like this:

"In A (hypothetical) World......"

"There is one civic politician who will always hang around with people who have the money to get things done."

"People who can help pay for 24 Hour War Rooms...."

"And ideologically-immaculate Pollmeisters....."

"And Flying Vee's of 'do-anything-it-takes-style' PR Monkeys".

And then, when the polls are done and the selectively-leaked lackey letters have been dumped late on a Friday afternoon at the front end of the summer's longest of long weekends, the time will have finally arrived."

"The time for..........Revenge!"

"A revenge filled with boots on necks and spears through beasts.*

.....In a world.......

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The above voice over is fictional. Any similarity, real or imagined, to actual war rooms, polls, leaked letters, or previously released films is completely coincidental.
*And/or people who have lost their jobs due to contracting out - the rumour mill suggests that the final edit has not yet been made.

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