Tuesday, July 13, 2010

And The Digressors Shall Inherit The Earth

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One of my favourite parts of 'Catcher In The Rye' is a bit of a weird one.

And in an even weirder sort of way, it kind of defines my world view (on the non-science-geek side, of course).

It's that part of the book where young Mr. Caulfield is explaining how one of the things that drives him crazy is when the phonies won't let people digress on any and all matters that strike their fancy....

"....It's nice when somebody tells you about their uncle. Especially when they start out telling you about their father's farm and then all of a sudden get more interested in their uncle. I mean it's dirty to keep yelling 'Digression!' at him when he's all nice and excited. I don't know. It's hard to explain....."



Hard to explain, indeed.

But here's the crazy part.....

While the only time my hit-rates really climb is when I hammer on something very narrow and specific for a long time (which is what the science-geek side of me does in my real job as well), what gets the most interesting responses, and often invokes the best discussions, are the weird digressions I sometimes engage in 'round here.

Like the recent piece about staying at an Emeryville California hotel on the marsh between Berkeley and Oakland, for example.

(eva was here)

(Hey! where the heckfire did that come from?)



Now.

Usually, this kind of stuff does not really get noted by anybody but me.

But.....

In a recent comment thread that erupted over the critically important issue of line spacing between paragraphs or, more precisely, the lack thereof, Paul Willcocks said something that, in retrospect, made me feel pretty darned......

Good.

Here's what Paul had to say.......

I just paste a txt file into blogger. Maybe there's a better way.


I created the blog in 2000 because I thought the technology was interesting after I read a New Yorker article about the company.

I started posting columns as in 2002, thinking that if the e-mailed versions to subscribing newspapers went astray, they could find the columns here instead of trying to track me down. And perhaps a few people would stumble on them.

I almost never posted anything but the columns.

That reflected my ethos as a freelancer. I wrote for a living, paid by the piece or the word.

So spending time each day writing for free about the same kind of things wasn't appealing. There were other things I would rather write and other ways I could contribute my time.

Spending time formatting was even less appealing, and remains so.

I have broadened my posting in the last two years, encouraged by the Gazeteer's example.

I am most pleased with the amount of searchable information on the blog.

There are about 1,000 posts, almost all columns and a lot of useful quotes and numbers. (The Campbell comments on government advertising in this column were from a 2003 piece on a health ad campaign.)

Is there an automatic way to signal paragraphs more effectively in documents pasted into blogger?

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(oh, and by the way, the paragraph spacing above is all mine)


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So, we're walking the streets of the Haight yesterday, (well, OK, we're walking up and down one street) ostensibly shopping in junk stores, and I get lured into a T-shirt shop....I come out with a really cool SanFrancisco Sea Lions T-Shirt.....Now, I know all about the SanFrancisco Seals, which is the old Pacific Coast League team that the DiMaggio brothers played for back in the '30's....As for the Sea Lions?....Well, they were one of the West Coast Negro League teams that, after the league's demise, apparently became barnstorming legends....Imagine that!



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10 comments:

Norm Farrell said...

I enjoy the frequent randomness of The Gazetteer. Sometimes, it reminds of the high school or freshman class where we diligently searched for not obvious messages. Occasionally, there were none to be found but the search made us think.

Usually, I spend more time considering your simplest pieces. I look for easter eggs or think about cultural references created after my youth. Often, your apparent digressions are not that, only oblique references. And, the sneaky bits that are real digressions are usually expressions of generous humanity.

Blog on.

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ib said...

Don't get me started on line spacing.

I write initially on updated blogger settings and enter a line break between paragraphs by hitting the return key.

Now. I have a - separate - issue with importing photographs via the updated blogger settings, so when I've finished the draft I revert to 'old' in settings and import the images then. Of course, this act makes visible the double line breaks between paragraphs, so I then have to amend that at this last point before publishing.

A ridiculous modus operandi, I know, but a routine I've gotten used to.

Did I miss something here about t-shirts ?

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RossK said...

Dots 'O Porn aplenty above now deleted....

(sorry 'bout that)

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RossK said...

Wow - thanks very much Norman....Truth be told I often work much longer on the bits of obliqueness than the actual more stream of conciousness main thread.

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ib--

Really?

I always envisioned you as some sort of weird, whacked-out version of a William Gibson uber-cyber musical-guru who can make anything digiterydoodlish happen with the snap of a finger.

But.

All joking aside - if anybody needs a kinghell soundtrack as an antidote to all commercial crap everywhere, including that which bilges forth from the American Apparel speakers....Well...Head on over to ib's place and just hit the player at the bottom of any piece and just let things roll...

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ib said...

uber-cyber-guru ?

Hell, no. It's all held together with glue and string. A few smoking mirrors.

All the mirrors in my place have a two-pack-a-day habit

RossK said...

Smoke and smoking mirrors?

Well.

Alrighty then.

That explains a lot.

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