There Are Things We Know.....

......And There Are Things We Know We Don't Know

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And one of those things is whether or not Donald Rumsfeld actually showed up for that Canadian/US 'Deep Integration' conference in Banff last week.

But now, thanks to the first mainstream news organ to break through 'Doris and The Minions'' cone of silence, we know the title of what Mr. Rumsfeld's address was supposed to be:

An internal document obtained by the Banff Crag & Canyon shows that Rumsfeld was scheduled to be a keynote speaker on Wednesday, Sept. 13, although no one at the hotel would confirm or deny that he was in Banff.

Reported sightings of Rumsfeld couldn’t be confirmed by the Crag, but his speech was supposed to have been entitled: Opportunities for Security Co-operation in North America -- Military-to-military Co-operation.

It was scheduled for 1:30 p.m.


Yes. That's right!

The only Canadian newspaper to publish any specifics on this issue of vital interest to all Canadians is that well known blockbuster breaker, 'The Banff Crag and Canyon'.

All joking aside, hats off to Aaron Paton for writing the piece.

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And kudos to skadl of POGGE for the original link to Mr. Paton's story.

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