Disco, Disco Slick!

AllThePierogifiedSenatorsThatFit
HarperConVille


What the heckfire is goin' on?

Dear Leader has made his unelected appointments, and.....

...No Senator Smilin' Sammy Sullivan......

...No Senator Long Done Gone John Reynolds.....


But Disco Slick Dick Neufeld is in?!

Hmmmmmm......whose fire is that gonna light?

Well, I suppose that the very fine Bush Rangers from Kinder-Morgan/Enron/Carlyle Group/ExxonValdez-Mobil probably couldn't be happier.

Especially those that just hate that pesky Off-Shore Oil Drilling Moratorium:

On February 2 (2007), Energy, Mines and Petroleum Resources Minister Rich Neufeld met with Exxon Mobil executives while attending a convention in Houston, Texas. During that meeting, the executives told the minister their company "has new (offshore) technologies that are environmentally friendly." And they asked how Exxon Mobil can "help move the moratorium and public opinion." This, according to a government report prepared by the ministry of energy, mines and petroleum resources and obtained via a freedom of information request (by Sean Holman).

Not to mention Maximum Mike and the gung-ho gang over at Big Muddy Inc. who, surprise!, already have their Wurlitzer cranked and ready to go.

So.....go suck on that nature lovers.

Especially those of you that love your Haida Gwaii and Hecate Strait straight-up and unsullied with killer black goo.

OK?

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We're pretty sure Mr. Holman will have all kinds of interesting things to tell us about our new elected....errrrrr....appointed Senators from Lotusland, Nancy, 'Stop Calling It Todd Mountain, Darn-It!' Greene and Ms. Yonah 'I once ran as a StealthCon In NewWestminister!' Martin any minute now.
And whatever you do, don't even get me started on the Stay-Puff't Marshmallow Man.
Commenter 'astro' notes the proximity of the potential offshore drilling sites to earthquake fault lines.....clearly he/she does not understand the implications of Exxon's 'new technologies' and how rare and shortlived any problems will be regardless. After all, as we all now know and/or should know by now, oil slicks are just temporary things that get a few birds dirty for awhile, right. Right?
Oh, and just so you know, the inscrutable Mr. Spector has decided that the Pierogified Senators are actually a very, very, very good thing, indeed, for Canada....Will wonders and the non-stop cat-calls regarding the innocence of Brian Mulroney's total eclipsing of the dumb never cease?

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