....All Your Snowmageddons 'R Us!____________________
BananaBeltBucklesFrozen
Lotuslandia
So send 'em all.
'Cause we're ready for 'em.
And while we sure as heckfire won't be able to drive on 'em.....
We'll angel 'em up...
We'll roll 'em....
We'll sled 'em.....
We'll throw 'em....
We'll salt 'em....
We'll plow 'em....
We'll even pile 'em high!
I mean, we'll be happy to make the ultimate sacrifice for the rest of all you Canuckistanians everywhere*.
And, in the bargain, we might even have our first White Christmas since Bing Crosby fled Vermont for Florida and started shillin' for Minute Maid.....
And then, come New Year's Eve, we'll just dump 'em all in the Big Muddy and start counting the blossoms while you all go about your business until oh, say, Easter or so.....
OK?
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*And that includes you too, you Separsovereignartistes from Quebec (who have already saved the rest of us from a fate far, far worse than a thousand Snowmaggedons in the last few months).
**What?.....What the heckfire is that, you say?......The Big Muddy is Freakin' Frozen!?....Hmmmmm....Maybe we should rethink this thing.....
This 'EndTimes' for Lotusland talk first got started over at Mike's which is located smack dab in the middle of the RoC......It then migrated even further west to jj's, which is the 'Site Of All Whinging' when it comes to all things icey and stalagtiteical.
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