....It's A Miracle!
Or a PR pitch made in a perpetual purgatory that some call heaven.
Or a halftime show nobody wants to watch.
Either way, for Chad and friends it just may be their main chance to snag the coveted house-band role in 'Flashdance-Five, The Van-Phelpsing!' which will get them off the road to ruin for real.
By way of a somewhat popular blogger who was pointed to the source material at 'The Pitch' by a reader named Realist.