Does Smilin' Sammy Even Know What Just Hit Him?

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Earlier this week we mentioned that Vancouver's worst mayor ever is back to his old tricks again.

This time it's a bizarre mix of aynRandian-pseudoMarxist-Ann B. Toklas....errrrr....Davis-ness called, apparently, the "Global Civic Policy Society".

Rumour has it that some of the non-Caucusing Cityites round these here parts have already taken to calling it the 'GPS-With-A-C-In-It' given that it may actually be a way for the Smilin' One to locate himself in at all times as he careens back and forth across the Circle of 10 block radius that surrounds his Yaletown Condo while he constantly curses Lorne Mayencourt and Arthur Griffiths for not taking his calls.

So.....

Who better to take a run at this latest resurrection shuffle than Smiling Sammy's very own arch-nemesis and newly-minted member of the Lotuslandian Bloggodome, Mr. Alex G. Tsakumis:
(and try not to pee your pants laughing when you read AGT's stuff)

"....Sam Sullivan. The name alone simply conjures up thoughts and images of brazen stupidity, viral self-indulgence and incredible lying.

I have often been, inaccurately, credited with destroying Sam’s political career. Sam destroyed Sam’s political career. One dimbell once went so far as to suggest that I had paid City Hall staff to leak me information. Incredible.

So, today, my darlings, Sam the Sham is announcing something called the Global Civic Policy Society. After having read a cursory, but well-written review by The Sun’s Doug Ward yesterday, I am mystified as to how this charlatan of a man; a miserably failed former Mayor of Vancouver continues to pretend he’s on to something.

As far as I can tell, if you administered an enema to what he’s offering as salient public policy alternatives, you could walk away with any redeemable value in a thimble. These initiatives he’s trumpeting are re-treads of almost every single failed policy that Vancouverites were up in arms about....."

Now.

Given that I don't want AGT to sic his Copyright Dogs on me, I'll stop there.

But I must note that, in addition to the acid-laced bon mots that he piles on top of Sam The Sham and His Pharohs' sinking sacrcophagus, Mr. Tsakumis also throws an actual newsworthy tidbit on the pyre when he waxes alleged-orical regarding one possible potential cash-cow backing the "GPS-With-A-C-In-It" project.

Wowser!


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Meanwhile, in Spam-A-Lot Central (GAB, avert thine eyes).....Crickets!.....Although the web-lackey (or is that the clerk?) does offer up an 'editorial' on the nuts-and-bolts of an issue he is clearly an expert on (ha!).
And here we thought the Spamalotteers real expertise was in snow removal....Which reminds us, when are they going to blame this fall's 'Leafaggedon' (which could be coming to a storm drain near you this weekend -run for your lives!!!!) on His Gregorousness.....

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