Well, well, well....
If we didn't know better we might think that the BellGlobeRDSEverythingElseMedia editors who toil deep-in-the-bowls of center of the universe's flagship might have decided the time has come to run a little deflector spin for Dame Meg.
By unleas(h)ing the.....
Wait for it....
Selfless-self promoting real estate column-bot otherwise known as Ms. Leah McLaren:
"My charming red brick Victorian row house was originally built in late 1800s on a street that first housed the workers at the Massey Ferguson agricultural machinery parts factory (now a luxury condo conversion to the south on King Street West)....
....As much as I hate the idea of leaving 90 Massey, a more suitable home must be found. I’m saying goodbye to my urban worker’s cottage and hope to do safe in the knowledge that the next owners will love to the place as much as I did. Honestly, how could they not?
All just oooh, ahhhh, material girl gone grown-up or something, right?
Except, that the thing is actually fronted with this: