Dumb, Dumber, and Really Dumbest

Greeley, Colorado
40°25' North; 104°37' West

From Alternet's top 25 Dumbest Quotes of 2004.

Dumb: (#22)

"I heard there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."

Dumber: (#6)

".... Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

Dumbest: (#1)

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Jim Carrey?

Nope.

Not even close to the Twig when he's at his finest and in his very best finery - stuff like his solid gold trinket affixed to his coronation duncecap.

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Links courtesy of an almost hulking Kate Storm at the ASZ and the Cottinghammerer.