Mutiny on the Gordo, Part VI

Trail, British Columbia
49°06' North; 117°43' West

Commander Gordon Campbell's Minister of Resorts (no, we're not making that up), Sandy Santori, is gone.

Gone to do what?

Well, to manage a resort, of course.

Will the mutiny never cease?

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Thanks: to RickB of Queer Thoughts for the heads-up
Update: PWillcocks has the the wider implications and the domino effects of the story.
Double Update: (kind of like double-secret probation, but not quite) DShreck has now also taken to comparing the SS Gordo to a rusting ghost ship (kinda sorta, but not quite) and is suggesting that Geoff 'Sings like Robert' Plant might be next to walk the plank.