Thursday, June 15, 2006

Frame It, Baby, Frame It

InventingBogeymen
CPCVille



With a softwood lumber deal that never existed apparently unravelling Stephen Harper has decided it's time to shift into Luntzian neoconbabblespeak and out of the blue start blaming, get this, lawyers:

Harper dismissed the notion the negotiations are stalled, saying complex legal discussions take time. "This deal is clearly better to the only alternative that the leader of the Opposition and his lawyer friends have to offer; and that is, endless litigation in American courts," Harper said.


What?

Couldn't Mr. Harper find any activist judges, married gays, homegrown terrorists and/or crack-addled street racers to blame his stillborn deal on?

Whoops, forgot arborshun doctors.

After all, they hate trees, don't they?

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