Wednesday, July 05, 2006

P(r)imp Your Photo-Op

We'reSoPretty
ShrubVille


So, what's it gonna be this time?

And I'm not talking about braindead, redmeat policy statements that will never see the light of day, or bigger and better economic capitulations for the northern nation, or even an 800 foot high wall around Baffin Island to keep out the Invading Immigrant Horde's from Iceland.

No.

What I really wanna know is the following:

What new attention-grabbing fashion wrinkle will Little Stephen and The Crackberry Miracles unveil for tomorrow's photo-op with the Boy(ish) King?*

Me, I'm thinkin' it might me a new curl in the helmut hair.

After all, Little Stephen is auditioning for the part of 'The Poodle' previously played by the now pathetic, and departing, Tony Blair.

Isn't he?

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*And no, a new shade of mascara does not count.
Update: Just had a scary thought. What if they both end up wearing those Little Lord Fauntleroy/Village People Faux Fascisti bomber-type jackets?

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