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TheSpawnOfAtwater'sMessiahVille


So, I've been trying to figure it out for weeks now......

What, exactly, is the quid pro quo that Little Stephen and the Crackberry Miracles have managed to wring out of King George and the Replicant Rovians in return for our letting them crap all over our lumber industry?

Could it be a new round of 'Free Trade Is Not Free' talks?

Or, could it be the replacement of our National Health Care System with the very finest of the fine Perfectly Plausible Denial Of Services Healthcare System?

Or, could it be the gracious return of Frank Robinson, Le Grande Orange and Les Expos?

Or, could it be a 'Get Out Of The Hague's Jail Free' card?

Or, could it be a season's pass on the express elevator down to the Seventh Circle of Righteous Rovian Wrecktitude?

None of the above?

Well how about this then - water?

Ya, that just might make the nut - we let them straightjacket our lumber industry and in return we give them all our water.

And why not?

After all, what's our's is their's, and what's their's is their's, so why don't we just get on with it and finish polishing off this clean, crisp bottle of Anschluss* so that we can get on to bigger and better things like watching FoxNewsNorth 24/7.


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*And no, that is not one half of a Busch-league, hands-across-the-border beer company.

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