Blame Canada!

New York, New York
40° 45' North; 74° 00' West

According to noted Canuckistan basher, Bill O'Reilly, overindulgent secular Christmas shopping has nothing to do with Madison Ave., which is right around the corner from his FOX Snooze Bunker.

Instead, it is all our fault.

" The Canadian model is what progressive Americans are shooting for, and, so, religion must be dealt with. Since Christmas is the most demonstrative display of organized religion, the strategy of minimizing the birth of Jesus makes perfect sense."

His Liarness has much more to say about our degenerate, godless society but if you decide you want to read it make sure you put on your anti-slime suit before going there.

What's next....blaming us for the Grinch?

Oh, wait, forgot for a second there that Jim Carrey is one of us too.