Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The Keef Report...In Which Our Hero Gets Full-Metal Pouty-McPout-Faced.

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...All because he lost his full-on insider scoop-a-holic access with the climate team folks.

Or some such thing.


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Kudos to 'Always Vote'  for the facial description of the Keef on the Twittmachine.
Thanks to reader Lew E. for the heads-up...Lew also notes that 'Hell hath no fury like a Keef scorned!'
Previous Keef Reports can be found....Here (scroll on down).


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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

SH:

I have lived for this day.

RossK said...

SH--

Bizarrely, ever since the infamous 'idiot blogger' tweet, I think perhaps I have also.


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mark mounce said...

A bad, sad day for Keith "the blocker" Baldrey and his beloved BC Liberals. For the rest of us, time to offer a sacrifice to the goddess of Karma

RossK said...

Mark--

Just hope the K doesn't get chopped up in the deflector spike spin blades which I see are already cranking up to warp speed.

Heckfire, I wouldn't be surprised if we don't read about a combined liquor barns on mountain tops/tweeting while drunk fines/driving while distracted in a handicapped zone finger amputation/pencil crayons for all kids in underperforming schools (in specially selected swing and/or quickly winnable ridings only) by Friday!

(released immediately after an awesome doc dump of monstrous proportions, of course). After all, there's a long weekend comin'...


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mark mounce said...

My ribs are sore from laughing. And maybe Randy Rinaldo (whose name I initially thought was a title for one of Raffi's beloved children's songs) will be announced as the new outreach director (replacing Brian Bonney who shares a surname with Billy the Kid https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_the_Kid) for the Roma who are rumoured to be encamped in the remote mountains of the Kootenays poised to form a voting block

Anonymous said...

Horgan said. “We didn’t know it was going to be a Godfather kind of family.”

Lew said...

Quite understandable why Keef would be miffed at being left at the dock on this. He no doubt was a shoo-in for a Pulitzer with the work he was going to do on the file...

RossK said...

Anon-Above--

Big question....Which one's Fredo?

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Mark--

Well...

While he may have gotten himself in mixed-up in an unsavoury thing or seven, pretty sure that William B. never tried to game an election.

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Lew--

At this point, I'm not sure that Keef could snag himself a capitally directified shillophancy award for his work on that particular file.


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Anonymous said...

SH:

There must be blood in the water over at BC Liberal HQ:

The Tyabji-Wilsons are apex survivors:

Judi Tyabji ‏@JudiTyabji 24m24 minutes ago
Can @AJWVictoriaBC elect a team of Green MLAs? #bcpoli

BALDREY: Weaver primed for ‘Gordon Wilson’ moment Green Party leader Andrew Weaver wants history to repeat itself. More specifically, next spring he wants to see a replay of the 1991 election campaign where the ... nsnews.com

sd said...

I was listening to Simi on the nw yesterday and she and on of the news directors were bemoaning that if this was the 90's and it was the NDP with Bonney the media would be all over this. But now they said it's just too hard because the PAB-BOTS outnumber "news people" 3-1. But not to worry because "Keef" would be on in the next show to splain things.Good grief!!!!

Lew said...

@sd:

If this was the 90s, neither Simi nor that news director would make it into the CKNW on-air lineup.

Anonymous said...

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