Friday, September 05, 2014

Six Minutes And Fifty-Two Seconds Of Baseball Bliss.


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It's Bob Feller.

That's 90 year old Bob Feller pitching to Paul Molitor, Bobby Grich and Steve Findlay.

And yes, that's the human vacuum cleaner, Brooks Robinson at third.


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And everybody's favourite hono(u)rary Canadian, The Spaceman, the ghost of Expos past, incarnate, is out there too lurking, surprisingly enough, in right field.
Tip O' The Toque to the always fantastic '90 Feet Of Perfection'.

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Mr. Harper's Plumbers...How Low Will They Go?

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It would appear that Mr. Harper and friends have decided to go 'All-Nixonian-All-The-Time' by sending out provocateurs to political events in an effort to get opponents to say something that can then be chucked into the media maw for fun and poll-point profit.

They did that recently when they sent a staffer to Rob Anders out to trap Liberal candidate, and former general, Andrew Leslie on the situation in Gaza.

And what did Mr. Leslie have to say that the FedCons and Sun News found so objectionable?

Well, the Canadian Press summarized things this way:

...In the course of a lengthy response in which he asserted Israel's right to defend itself and to kill members of terrorist organizations such as Hamas, Leslie criticized Israel for "firing indiscriminately" on Palestinian women and children...


Gosh.

Isn't that the kind of measured response that we would actually expect to hear from a rational, careful, peace-and-good-government-type Canadian politician?

And in Mr. Harper's Canada such a response is considered deplorable?

Is it possible that we really have come a long way since 2006?

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Hmmmmm....I wonder where a fine fellow like Mr. Anders might have learned to do things like this?....Oh, ya....Inhofe!

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#BCED...Another Lowly Blogger Takes On The ProMedia.

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Well.

Actually, it is an academic, E. Wayne Ross.

But he does blog.

Here is the lede of his latest post:

In today’s editorial, “Fix Your Problems and Reopen Schools,” editors of The Province declared that the labour dispute between government and teachers in British Columbia is “pretty simple,”
"...the B.C. Teachers’ Federation wants more and the government says it can’t afford what the union wants. If neither side blinks, and with the government ruling out back-to-work legislation, schools could be closed for a very long time. What gets lost in the rhetoric are facts …"
But, in the name of getting to the facts, The Province ignores government rhetoric and attacks teachers’ concerns about class size based on a letter from a reader...




Mr. Ross then goes on to use math a little more nuanced than straight long division to demonstrate that the Province Edit  position is, essentially baseless.

It's yet another good, and important, read from one more of those folks that some feel have no credibility, established or otherwise.


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The one time I almost flunked something as a kid was Grade 9 Math when I got lost in the vagaries of the distributive principle of multiplication and addition for awhile...Luckily a sharp teacher and my Dad pulled me out of it just in time...


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Mount Polley Disaster (ctd)...So Why The Heck Don't You Get Started Then?


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And then, of course, the Puffmaster Flash moved his finger down the page and asked the producer's next question....

Sheesh.


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The Keef Report...Conflation Nation.



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Sure thing, Keef.

But, if I remember correctly, it was Ms. Clark who first raised the massage issue out of nowhere.

So.

Was it Mr. Iker who first raised the lockout issue?

I think not.


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Previous editions of the Keef Report can be found...Here.


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Thursday, September 04, 2014

Mount Polley Disaster, ctd...Whose Credibility Is It Anyway?

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As we noted the other day, in the wake of a blog post from Damien Gillis, the spill is way bigger than 'initially estimated'.

And now, thanks to the VSun's Gordon Hoekstra, in the eyes of some at least (unless, they have closed them tight), the blogger's 'credibility' appears to have been 'established':

Imperial Metals’ estimate of the size of the spill from its Mount Polley mine tailings dam collapse is nearly 70 per cent greater than the initial estimate.

The B.C. government has estimated that 10 million cubic metres of water and 4.5 million cubic meters of finely ground rock containing potentially-toxic metals was released by the collapse of the dam on Aug. 4.

But Imperial Metals has estimated the size of the spill at 10.6 million cubic metres of water, 7.3 million cubic metres of tailings and 6.5 million cubic metres of “interstitial” water...


So.

How did the fine folks over at the good Mr. Bennett's mining ministry get it so wrong the first time around?

Well, let's get a quote from their (not) engineer, shall we:

...The early numbers were best estimates, later refined by Imperial Metals, said B.C. Mines Ministry spokesman Ryan Shotton in a written statement...

Can someone tell me why we allow spokesthingies to speak about things they had no actual hand in?

Meanwhile, as for the company and it's sediment settlement lovin' president?

Well, they have nothing to say, not even to tell us that all that interstitial water is safe to drink.

...Imperial Metals did not respond to a request Wednesday for comment...


Sheesh.


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And all this fuss over the 'credibility', established or otherwise, of lowly bloggers has nothing whatsoever to do with the fine reporting of Mr. Hoekstra...Instead we're talking about, well....You know.

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This Day In Snookland...The History Lesson.

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Home school edition....

From way back in the mists of time (i.e. February of this year), courtesy Mr. Mason of the Globe:

...For a few weeks now, Ms. Clark and Education Minister Peter Fassbender have vigorously been denying comments made in a recent B.C. Supreme Court judgment stating that in 2011 the provincial government tried to provoke a strike with the B.C. Teachers’ Federation to create the social environment necessary to impose legislation on teachers. The bill inhibited previously negotiated rights and privileges won by the BCTF.


Underlying the plan was the notion that if the teachers went on strike, it would upset the public, which would then side with the government in its intent to force the legislation on teachers.

As recently as this Tuesday, Ms. Clark said this was not true. Her Education Minister refuted it again on Wednesday. But those denials look incredibly shaky in light of the documents released by the NDP that were widely quoted by the party during Question Period.

The documents focus on testimony given in court by the government’s chief negotiator in contract talks with the BCTF – Paul Straszak. In that testimony, Mr. Straszak talks about the tools the government had at its disposal to “increase the pressure on the [BCTF] to escalate the strike.”

Mr. Straszak is asked on the stand: “So your objective as government was to increase the pressure on the teachers to have them go out on a full-scale strike? Is that correct?”

His answer: “We – yes. I’ll say that’s correct.” As bad, Mr. Straszak says he briefed the Premier’s deputy, John Dyble, on the strategy ahead of a meeting with the provincial cabinet. Mr. Straszak also talked about the tools that were available to apply that strike pressure, such as cancelling teacher leaves and restricting funding to school districts.

So this allegation no longer resides in the realm of hearsay or in the mind of a Supreme Court judge. This is the government’s chief negotiator with the BCTF talking about a plan to put tens of thousands of kids out of school to fulfill the government’s political agenda...




How's that for a teachable moment for those 'professionals' covering the 'Say Anything' Premier who talks about massages 'n things while she pretends to, but won't actually, negotiate.

In good, or any other type of, faith.

OK?


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The Keef Report...Averting Thine Eyes From The Lie.

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Because...

When the Premier of this province once again just lets fly with a claim meant only to provoke that turns out to be a complete and utter falsehood...

Well, you know, that actually hurts the teachers.

Or some such bloody thing:




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Interestingly, the tweet above was actually generated about three hours after the good Mr. Baldrey took a number of curtain calls for being #6,786th, or thereabouts, to report said falsehood from said Premier on the Twitmachine.
Previous Keef Reports can be found....Here.


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Wednesday, September 03, 2014

This Day In Snookland (ctd)...All Of Your MLA's Are Not...

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Not 'yours' I mean.

Here's a sign that was posted, apparently, on the door of Snooklandian MLA Laurie Throness' Chilliwack constituency office yesterday:



And here's a scathing OpEd from Chilliwack Today's Mike Archer in response.



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Tip O' The Toque to the GStraight's resident trouble maker, Miranda Nelson, for the image, above, from her promotional pay-free Twittmachine feed.

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Is There A Privatization Strategy Behind The Federal Cuts To Public ESL Education in BC?

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In case you haven't heard, the FedCons have cut funding that was used by the province to help fund adult education ESL classes at community colleges in Lotusland and beyond.

The Globe's Anqi Shen has the story, which is a sad one, in my opinion, for all kinds of reasons.

But buried deep within the story is a passage that I was kind of half waiting for as I moved down the page:

...(Citizen and Immigration Canada) gave a statement via e-mail saying it issued a five-week call for proposals last year for B.C. organizations looking to deliver federally funded settlement services “that can best provide newcomers with the services they need, such as language training and career counselling, for the best value for taxpayers’ dollars.”


Gosh.

Who are these 'organizations' who can provide services for the 'best value', I wonder?

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This Day In Snookland...The Cost Of A Twitmachine Feed.

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Well.

We now know, at least at first glance, how much that fake Snooklandian educational twitter feed is costing us:



And even if this is the real cost (who really knows with this bunch), lots of folks are outraged comparing this to how many teacher's salaries or classroom aides this would pay for.

Which is a legitimate point.

But the thing I find really interesting is that the Snooklandians clearly know that they cannot mount, on their own, a decent Twitmachine feed that people will go to on their own, without coercion.

In other words, they know they have to game the system to get any advantage.

Which I guess shouldn't be a surprise to anyone who has been paying attention.


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The Minister responsible, he who never met a fact he wouldn't bend, says they had to do it to make sure parents go the right website to get the information they really need, etcetera, etcetera....Gosh...That sounds like that $20 million dollar 'Jobs' campaign that the Premier herself admitted was, essentially, designed to drive Facebook hits.
Subheader?....Well, you know....What's a lousy few hundred grand compared to the millions spent on a bogus Bollywood awards show bonanza which was watched by (not) billions.

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Tuesday, September 02, 2014

Mount Polley Disaster ctd...How Big The Spill?

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Well...

Damien Gillis over at the Commen Sense Canadian, using the company's own revised numbers reckons it's almost twice as big as originally estimated.


Compared with earlier estimates of 10 million cubic metres of water and 4.5 million cubic metres of solid tailings, the company is now figuring the following:

-Supernatant water 10.6Mm3 

-Tailings Slurry: tailings solids 7.3Mm3; interstitial water 6.5Mm3

-Construction materials 0.6Mm3


So.

If wishes were horses, heavy metals would be snowflakes.

Or some such thing.


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This Day In Snookland...Tweeter And The Monkey Man.

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Truth be told, we're not entirely sure who the Monkey Man is.

But we did notice who the Tweeter was over the weekend. 

And the leader of the Opposition, Mr. Horgan, noticed as well:

...Your continued absence throughout this crisis shows a lack of leadership when British Columbians need it most. Parents, kids, and teachers deserve more from their premier than a series of tweets meant to further inflame the situation and point fingers at teachers...


Cue Mr. Petty and friends...


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And, while we're not entirely sure about the Monkey Man, we have noticed that there is a curious Straw Man starting to pop up all over saying that 'class size doesn't really matter anyway'...Funny how he doesn't mention 'composition'...


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Monday, September 01, 2014

Why Idiot Bloggers With No Established Credibility Whatsover Really Do Matter.

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I've had a wee bit of fun of late paying attention to what appear to be the unedited musings of the id of one of Lotusland's most established and most credible proMedia types.

Of course, people like me and the other local F-troop list bloggers 'round here, really do have no established credibility.

At least not with members of the local proMedia that, apparently, have it all.

And, personally, I like it that way.

As did the late, great Steve Gilliard who explained why, back in the prehistoric days of American Left Blogistan's early rising (i.e. 2005) in the wake of the death of the good Docktor Thompson:

...Bloggers are not some new creation, but the newest set of the barbarians at the gates. They are the people who don't trust the system and it's artifacts. It is to writing, what rap is to music, the coming of democracy to a trade. What (Hunter) Thompson and his peers did in the 60's and 70's, we do today. But free of the constraints of editors and publishers and the need to hustle up work.

Why?

Because of two different trends in writing.

One is the coopting of journalists. The insiders beat back the challenges from the Sheehans, Halberstams and Arnetts. Those who played the game won, those who didn't became heroes and authors, and exiled from the newsroom. Arnett hung on longer than most, but most were gone from the daily papers by 1975. Or they became enamored of celebrity, like Bob Woodward. Some like Sydney Schamberg and Ray Bonner, following in their tradition, were booted from newsrooms the minute their bosses felt uncomfortable. Or exiled to "alternative" papers. The newsroom became the home of the tame dissident and the complient office holder. Carl Hiaasen saves his most brutal critques of Florida life for his crime fiction. Bob Greene wrote drivel for years, finally canned, not for a lack of talent, but an excess of hunting teenaged trim. The best writing in the Washington Post is Tom Boswell's sports columns.

If people are disheartened by this, they shouldn't be. Ernie Pyle died 60 years ago this week, because he loved soldiers and the stories of their lives. Edward R. Murrow was forced out of CBS. Thompson was lucky in that since he was never inside the tent, they could never kick him out. But most of the great heroes of journalism were and will be forced from the newsroom, because that is not a place for uncomfortable truths. There has never been a national columnist like Jack Newfield or Mike Royko or Jimmy Breslin, and never will be. Because they will never play the game, or even recognize it.


The other is the irrevelant nature of modern fiction writing. The worst thing to ever happen to writing was the writing program. Because it allowed people to focus on the trivia in their lives. The greatness of Heller and Mailer escapes these mindless twits nattering about their cheating dads and pill popping moms. It's not even a world of clever craftsmen like Thomas Pynchon, but of navel gazers like Dave Eggers. Eggers, a silly, irrelevant man in a serious time, draws only my contempt and scorn. I mean, his idea of struggle was living off inherentences. Not that his personal story wasn't tragic, but it's not Sophie's Choice. The problem is that Eggers and his little group of confederates are trivial people in a not trivial time...

{snip}


...The outlets to discuss American life are now closed off because one group is afraid and the other indifferent.

Which is why blogs are so popular. There is no other outlet to explain the contradictions in American life cleanly and clearly. The outcasts are more unwelcome now than ever in newsrooms battered by greedy owners and vindictive politics, fiction created to explain the anger at middle class suburbia. Honesty and truth have no place in either forum.

Which is why Hunter Thompson was a hero. He was honest to a fault and mean to a fault. In a world where journalism has become about asking questions politely and fiction about settling grudges with parents and schoolmates, he was about something far more important.

Blogs follow in the tradition of outlaw journalism, but without the flourishes he liked. It's not about just being outrageous, most of the bloggers are little different than their peers in newspapers, clean living young men and women. They don't get drunk and naked for fun, they pay their bills, stay faithful and maybe have a beer too many. However, it is the spirit of what Thompson meant, to be outside the laws of journalism, not the rules, but the laws. The laws of not offending advertisers and friendly pols. The laws of family friendly copy. Those laws. Not the rules about honesty and decency...


{snippety}

...It's odd to think of the outsider Thompson having won the day about what we call journalism, but blogging allows for a world of outlaw journalists, working cheap and fast ans supporting each other in ways he couldn't imagine. It's not a bad legacy.



Gosh.

I miss Mr. Gilliard.

The inspiration of his writing is a big part of why I started, and have not yet quit, this digital tilting-at-windmills thing.


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Our thanks to a former Gilliard comment thread denizen, Driftglass, for dragging this bit of the Steve out of the digital memory bank the other day.
And, in case anyone cares, the reason I concluded that Dr. Thompson really was the first modern day blogger (even before the advent of the goddamn Mojo-wire) is...Here.


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The Keef Report...The Strange Confluence Of The Tweets.

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CapitulateNowVille


First, the teacher baiting of the Keef:




Next, the teacher baiting of the Premier:



Gosh.

Ms. Clark does know that running a province is a wee bit different than roiling up the callers while running fast and loose with the facts on a radio talk show and/or a Ledgie Boys segment.

Doesn't she?


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And if you want to observe a real journalist try to get to the real bottom of things, go have a seven minute listen to Stephen Quinn's interview with BCTF VP Glen Hansman this morning (and yes, Mr. Quinn tried to get Mr. Fassbender on also, but the Minister said no...Guess the Pab-Bot deflector spin strategy  hadn't been fully crafted yet this morning because the word in the proMedia Clubhouse locker room is that Mr. F. will be everywhere this afternoon).


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Paul Willcocks has a good post up on why the two sides positions have led to the retrenchment...Of course, I see a difference in the validity of the two positions which I'll try to articulate in a future post.
Previous 'Keef Reports' can be found....Here.


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