The Double-Secret Probation Conspiracy

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DeanWormerVille

Yes, that's right!

We here at the Gazetteer have used our crackerjack investigative reporting skills to unearth a potentially devastating, ultra-secret, pie-in-the-sky conspiracy between the BC Liberal Party and the British Columbia Business Council.

And you don't have to take our word for it because it's all right there, in super-sneaky enigma codespeak on the BCBC website.

Specifically, less than one month after the provincial election 'The Council', as they like to be called, will meet to have a conference on so-called 'Skills Shortages'.

But we have learned that this just a cover.

Instead what 'The Council' really plans to do is have 'breakout' (of jail?) 'sessions' to discuss 'Immigrants', 'Aboriginals', 'Oil & Gas, Mining & Forestry', 'Construction' and 'Tourism'.

Clearly, this is a nefarious plan by 'The Council' that has been 'skillfully' designed to force the entire Province of British Columbia to submit to their will in the immediate wake of the BC Liberal Party's re-election.

And if that isn't bad enough, 'Human Resources and Skills Development Canada', a known arm of the dastardly Federal (still)Liberal Government is also involved.

So there you have it.

An fauxian iron-clad 'Triangle of Evil' between the BC Liberal Party, 'The Council' and The Federal Liberal Party.

Sheesh.

When you've got the goods on something like this who needs to even bother with Basi/Virk.

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Any similarity between this post and the Vancouver Sun's slagging of the BCTF for 'gasp!' contemplating a continuation of the collective bargaining process after the election is entirely intentional.

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