Which One's Hans.....

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.....And Which One's Franz?

Oh boy.

Looks like we're in real trouble now.

Because those Minutemaid Men, who are bad enough all on their own, now have the Govenator on their side:

"California Govenor Arnold Schwarzenegger.....praised the civilian volunteer Minuteman Project for its patrols to spot illegal immigrants.

"Look, they've cut down the crossing of illegal immigrants by a huge percentage," Schwarzenegger told KFI-AM's "Hans and Franz" Show on Thursday.

OK, OK, OK - it wasn't really Dana Carvey and Kevin Nealon, but instead two guys named 'John and Ken' in that huge mega-mediamarket of Sacramento CA.

And while we don't have a transcript from that fine program right at our fingertips, we don't think that it would be unreasonable to suggest that there was plenty of wink, wink, nudge, nudge talk of pumping-up and girlie-men throughout.

Which brings us to our point......

We've already suggested that a team of hockey brawlers could sucker the Juice Squeezer brigade threatening the Manitoba/NorthDakota border in about, say, 15 minutes.

But given this latest development we've come to the conclusion that we need a homegrown Ringer to really put the scarves to 'em.

And we were thinking that maybe Scott Thompson, he of "Kids in the Hall" fame, just might fill the bill.

After all, not only could Scott keep the JuicerBoys under his rainbow-coloured thumb at all times during their pre-deportation stay in Flin Flon's YMCA, but we also hear he does a lean, mean Anita Bryant machine.

Just ask Amistead Maupin.

OK?

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