Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Jason Kenney Goes Full Metal HST...


The latest from the man who appears to be a strange amalgam of under-inflated Michelin tires and no-longer non-stick taffy-coated teflon:


Whatever might the good Mr. Kenney call for next...

The ripping up of Calgary's streets with jack hammers, followed by sodding, so that the junk asphalt (after melting) can be used to create a huge parking lot and auto-storage facility on the outskirts of town?


Changing the name of of said town to 'Fat City' to prevent greedheads, land-rapers and other human jackals from capitalizing on the name Calgary?


You know...

Alternatively, if this extreme 'fun thing' is really the way JK wants to go, he could always hire little Johnny Baird as his illustrator and they could sneak out onto the Bow river in a rowboat under the cover of darkness to spray paint 'F*ck the Stampede' on the underside of the Peace bridge....Or some such thing. 
And, just to be clear, this is not the first time we have used HST's 'Battle of Aspen' manifesto to make a weird and twistable political point....Furthermore, it will not be the last.



Anonymous said...

Well, Ontario fell for Ford's "cheap beer" slogan. No reason to think Albertans are any smarter...

RossK said...

A most excellent point A-Above -- Just found this be a most bizarre way to go after the Deplorabus Unum vote.