Craptactular!

Vancouver, British Columbia
49°15' North; 123°08' West

Gordon Campbell temporarily pulled the Santa Suit on over his Scroogian Perma-Form last week in preparations for handing high-tech toys to a few of his favorite 'on board' hospital boards.

'Twas a $35 million bit of 'Policy by P.R.' spinmeistering which we're sure we'll help a few of us down the line.

Just hope nobody dies of flesh-eating disease on their way to that new PET scanner (or the O.R., or the Blood Lab, or the Physio, or the Rehab Lounge, or the X-Ray, or the bathroom etc.) because of the crap on their hospital room curtains.