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Maclean's has a long-form piece up about our fine Premier.
It was published online yesterday under Nancy Macdonald's byline and it clearly serves to pre-pump the Resurrection of the Sparkle Ponies that will be put in motion in the B.C. legislature tomorrow.
Why the need for the pre-pumping?
Well, that way the glorious story of the resurrection can then be puked-up, pre-packaged and pablum-filled, on the national media cycle soundbite stage starting Monday night.
As such, the Maclean's bit must be seen to be 'balanced' using as many faux torpedoes of shillophancy as possible.
And one of the biggest blasts of fauxianism in the piece is the following:
"...(I)n 2004, (then premier Gordon) Campbell shunted his deputy (premier, Ms. Clark) to the children and families’ ministry, known for swallowing careers in foster-care scandals and child death tragedies, a curious demotion for his most able minister. Clark’s thrive-on-challenge bravura couldn’t offset talk of a rift—a pre-emptive move to clip the wings of a potential rival. Nine months later Clark announced her resignation, to spend more time with Hamish, then 3, she said..."
Did you catch that bit of double-edged propagammon?
Because, as anyone who was paying attention at the time knows, there was, indeed, wee bit of subtext to Ms. Clark's sudden resignation from provincial politics in that Railgate-tinged year of 2004.
And Macleans' Ms. Macdonald suggests (wink-wink, nudge-nudge), that it it might have had something to do with a shunting of Ms. Clark off to PoMo that began when the Knotty Gordian flipped her out of the disaster she made of the Education ministry into the MCFD.
Of course, what Ms. Macdonald does not mention is any connection whatsoever, either personal or familial, with a very fine fellow named Spiderman and/or the Boyz that were involved in Railgate.
In fact, nothing whatsoever is mentioned about the Boyz at all.
Including the pre-Railgate work that one of them did for Ms. Clark's former husband who had become, as Ms. Macdonald of Maclean's succinctly puts it...
... a legendary Liberal organizer...
And then, as the piece winds down, Ms. Macdonald completely ignores the fact that Ms. Clark is the front for a pay-to-play operation that was most recently bought-and-paid-for by a certain subset of the purveyors of all those Sparkle Ponies who will give a most supportive analysis of the resurrection on tomorrow evening's national news.
Meanwhile, as for the (not so) gaudy job numbers that will the thrown around on those same national news broadcasts?
Well.
None of them....
As in, not one single one of them...
Is guaranteed to go to a Canadian, let alone a British Columbian.
OK?
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Ms. McDonald's piece is actually filled to bursting with those damnable faux torpedoes that appear to be fueled by press release reflexology and/or 'deep' background...One of the ones I found to be most egregious was the cursory description of a recently announced program that will facilitate the training single welfare Moms for certain types of 'in demand' photo-op operable jobs to show how 'progressive' Ms. Clark's government is...Nothing whatsoever, of course, about how truly anti-progressive a government is that keeps funding the boondoggle-driven bridge-building bund with the people's billions while it makes the elderly pay for their own wheelchairs, won't pay for 'extra' Christmas gifts for our most vulnerable kids, and throws the adult disabled out into the street....And don't even get me started on the payout of hundreds of million dollars per year to private schools while the public system is being simultaneously strangled...Sheesh.
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