Saturday, June 17, 2006

The Shrubbery And Me

LittleStephen'sConfessor
UnderTheMattressVille



Dear Di,

Brian warned me about talking to wordsmith weinies like Peter C., but if I can't trust Kenny W., who can I trust?

You, I guess.

Anyway, July 6th is coming up fast and it looks like I might not be able to give George W. a woodie.

So, instead, do you think that $254 million will be enough to make him happy?

No?

What if we give all the airline ticket agents and busdrivers retinal scanners and stun guns?

Still not good enough?

Maybe we could force RIM to send every single Blackberry ping to the NSA?

Whaddya mean we're doing that already?

Has anybody told Sandy yet?

Ooops.....somebody's comin'.....under the matress you go.....G'nite Di......


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