Who Says We Want Him?

LordInTheCrossHairs
HarbouringAFugitiveVille


Well, lookie here.

Apparently Conrad the Marauder wants back in:

TORONTO (Reuters) - Fallen press baron Conrad Black said on Tuesday that he was ready to fight to become a Canadian again, five years after renouncing his Canadian citizenship and becoming a member of Britain's House of Lords.

But here's the best part. In addition to his self-declared role as a Freedom Fighter, the Marauder is also claiming, again self-declared, that he is an upstanding citizen who has a lot to offer our society:

In an article published in the National Post newspaper, Black wrote that he believed he was a "law-abiding, economically productive person" who could clear all hurdles that candidates for citizenship must meet.

Here's an idea. Instead of of hurdles, perhaps Stockboy could invoke a retroactive traitor rule and force the Marauder onto the Hamster wheel for a decade or two until he has generated enough power to pay back all the people he has 'allegedly' ripped off and/or whose careers he has 'reportedly' destroyed.

And just for good measure, especially given that his self-declared declarations of non-clarity were published by the nattering neighbobs of NaPoism, why not force him to wear a yellow badge on his skidmark brown hamster suit declaring him to be actually be an (un)FreedomFlighter for the duration?

OK?

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