Why Wait For A Pardon (Way) Later When You Can Get Flippity Today?

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Apparently, according to various proMedia insiders of the evilish accessible kind, including ABC's George Snuffulupagus, the good Mr. Michael Cohen will soon have no lawyers.

Which is leading to speculation like the following:

Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s longtime confidant and former personal attorney, is likely to cooperate with federal investigators, as his lawyers are expected to leave the case, sources said...

Gosh.

Those tiny twitter fingers, they sure must be twitching...

Bigly.


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Subheader subtext?.....This!
It really is like we've landed in a pineapple-upside-down-HST cake kind of world...


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