Saturday, March 31, 2012

This Just In...


...Prime Minister Harper announces massive cuts to all funding for anything remotely associated with amateur boxing.

(also outlaws use of word 'Katimavik' on the TeeVee, punishable by 5 to 10 in the Kingston Pen)

Although, under bilateral Sly-Arnold agreements with the US American Republican Tea Guzzlers and Hummer Drivers, there is absolutely no truth to the rumour that Burgess Meredith's ghost has been permanently denied entry to Canada.


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