Wizard #1: How can we rile the Rubes this week?
Wizard #2: How 'bout 'Poor people sell their compass cards for money!'
Wizard #1: Don't be ridiculous.
Wizard #2: How about nurses? There must be some kind of board certification scandal lurking there somewhere.
Wizard #1: Maybe later. Too close to bogus real estate agent certification issues at the moment.
Wizard #2: Got it. Here's one I've been saving for a not-so-rainy pre-long weekend day....'Malls! Filled to bursting with teachers and their school board overlords shopping during Pro-D Days!'
Wizard #1: Brilliant. Let's call Mikey.
Wizard #2: Ya...Let's get Mikey...And then we'll mobilize the intern army, because...They'll do anything!
Intern Army?...Uncle Bob explains.
And then, of course, there is Marky Mark's Klout Klub.