Don't know if you caught it amidst all the other goings on in and around Lotusland proper, but Christy Clark sat down for an exclusive interview with the Globe and Mail recently.
You can read get the entire thing, verbatim, in Justine Hunter's piece, here.
You can get the short version, with my comments, below....
Question #1: Why didn't you call an early election after you became BC Liberal Party leader as you previously said you would?
CClark: Because the people of BC told me not to.
Comment: So, given that even the effervescent Ms. Clark can't talk to all British Columbians all the time, one can only assume that this is an admission that she reads polls.
Question #2: Has it been easy to unite the BC Liberal Party 'coalition'?
CClark: Caucus put the wounds of the leadership race aside.
Comment: Oh, really?....And just what, exactly is the Birdman up to these days anyway?
Question #3: What, in concrete terms, has changed since you became Premier?
CClark: We're #1 in everything...Just gaze across the Rockies and you'll see!
Comment: Uhhhh.... Actually, no.
Question #4: Despite the millions you've spent on taxpayer-funded ads, the public still seems to want change. How come?
CClark: Security!...Critics!...The future!...May 14th!
Comment: Sorry....It's impossible, even snarkoleptically, to comment on delusional word-salad.
Question #5: How do you cope with public opinion polls?
CClark: Don't spend anytime thinking about them.
Comment: Hmmmm...Have you already forgotten how you answered question #1 two minutes ago?
Question #6: What happens after May 14th?
CClark: If I win it's unicorns and sparkle ponies for everyone! If I don't win everyone is doomed.
Comment: Sure thing Ms. Clark....But can you please explain, once again, why you shut down the sparkle pony-free 'Progress Board' again?....Oh, ya....We remember now.
Interestingly, a funny thing happened on the way to the press conference that Ms. Clark was supposed to give today....First, there was a question period wherein the people asking the questions were not about to take word-salad for an answer, especially given that they were in possession of this....Second, Ms. Clark, apparently, did not show up for said presser following said Question Period.
In the meantime, as Laila has discovered...It's Fake Blogger Mommies time!...Honestly, I can't figure out which is more offensive, this BC Liberal government, taxpayer-funded propaganda website with its warnings about what they might do with your 'data' if you post on the site, or Seth McFarlane on last weekend's Oscars...