January is Halloween in Halifax... So, we're blockading your Harbour!
February is Springtime in Vancouver... So, we're closing your Coast Guard Base!
March is Moose Month in Moncton... So, we're relocating everyone to Swift Current!
April is Autumn in Ottawa... So, we've drained the Canal to Paint It Blue!
May is Anglogiddeon Times in Montreal... So, Rene Levesque Blvd is now Ernest Manning Ave!
June is Wintersleep in Winnipeg... Release (even more of) the Mosquitoes!
July is the Month The Raelians Land In Regina... Beam Them Up Jason!
August is Endless Night Time In Edmonton... Frisk All The Pink Flamingoes Flocking To The Fringe!
September is The Month The Commies Come To Calgary... Release The Hounds!
October is River Month In Revelstoke... Bust Down The Dam!
November is Cork-Popping Month In Kelowna... Sluice Down The Streets With Calona Red-On-Bleu!
December is Duffy Month In Victoria... Give Mike Craigdarroch Castle!
In case you missed it, only February is for real....So far.