We Knew This Was Coming....

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...We just didn't expect it to come from Doug Saunders.

With his Globe puff-piece (and associated gag-inducing photo*) on the extremely well-mannered Gordo the Magnificent,  in London**.

Or some such codswallop.

Proceed with extreme caution, and/or barfbags.

(the comments, however, are another matter entirely)


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*Why, exactly, is Mr. Campbell looking way, way right when he is being told, explicitly, to look left as he crosses the road with a car bearing down on him...Gosh, isn't that kind of like driving down down a highway on the wrong side of the road into oncoming traffic and/or towards waiting police cars?
**With a million, billion apologies to George St. John Quimby who, the Book of Faces tells us, is still doing good work...
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