Thursday, April 09, 2015

When Baseball Met Multiculturalism...Just North Of Oakland California.

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DoVille


Longtime reader, and recent retiree from the noblest profession of them all, SD, left the following comment below last night's post about the Nat Bailey Stadium expansion:

"You're right Ross, it used to be "almost" free (to go to Nat Bailey to see AAA baseball) if you went early.

I remember when my son was a young and "eventual" big leaguer, we would trek in from Surrey to catch AAA ball. We saw lots of guys who went on to be stars in the show. Then came the grisly Grizzlies and sucked up all the media and ad monies. So, Sacramento ended up with the franchise and have been making money ever since. Nothing wrong with A ball but I can't help but think what might have been in regards to a Nat Bailey.

On another note I do also hold Al Davis responsible (along with the Oakland City Council) for ruining the Alameda County Colosseum. It really was a beautiful place. But growing up in the Bay in the 60's I was a BIG GIANTS fan.I remember catching AC transit with my Dad down San Pablo Ave. to Emeryville and on to the electric bus that took us under the Bay Bridge(yes the bottom was only transit back then) to the Muni hub in S.F. where we caught a bus right to Candlestick.On one afternoon in 62 we watched the Pirates beat the Giants BUT....

...Great things were about to happen! Back then the players would park, enter and leave through a gate on the right field line, similar to the Nat. All the kids knew that the players would emerge from that gate and we were ready! Low and behold emerged Willie Mays(my all time) and Mr. Willie McCovey. We crowded around them as they made their way to Mr. Mays' 1961 black-on-black Cadillac. I was next to Willie as he opened the driver's door, and that's when the magic happened. Somehow I was pushed (jumped) into the back seat of the car. On the other side was another kid I didn't know behind McCovey. Of course Mr. Mays asked us to leave and I had the nerve to say no. Then Mr. McCovey said, "Now you boys have to get out". Well, you didn't argue with him so I struck a deal. AUTOGRAPHS! They both signed my program for that day's game and I retreated from the car Victorius! I can't say just how incredibly nice both men were to two 12 year old fans. Needless to say this couldn't happen today. Thanks for letting me share. GO GIANTS!!!!"



Now, comments like that are one of the reasons I like the non-poli blogging part of the game so much.

And, as a result, I went off searching for something in the archives.

As is so often the case I did not find exactly what I was looking for.

But I did find the following, which I'm pretty sure SD will appreciate, regardless.....


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After The Boys, And Girls, Of Summer Have Gone

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Listen.

Except for the work she did as Myrna Turner in the TV version of the Odd Couple, I'm no great fan of Penny Marshall's.

But there was one part in 'A League of Their Own' that I really dug.

And it wasn't the scene where the male manager browbeats the female outfielder and then after a tear emerges, tells her, emphatically, that, 'There's no crying in baseball!'.

Instead it was a Tom Hanks scene of a very different kind, one where he isn't mugging for the camera.

Hanks is at the ballpark alone, at night, and he's in the batting cage. There's a pitching machine on the mound serving him up a steady diet of gopher balls.

And the swings come slow, steady and methodically.

In other words, the real thing. Hanks is not acting. He is hitting. Like when he was a kid.

Muscle memory and real memories.

Then he pulls one hard, on the ground, into the hole.

'Awwww, come' on.....double-play ball!' he shouts, even as he's rolling his wrists and cocking the bat so that he can snap off an impercetibly different swing that drives the ball deep into the gap in right centerfield.

And then, if you're paying attention, you realize that even the great Jimmy Foxx, who Hanks is loosely portraying in the movie, did the same thing a million times for real and likely a million times more in his dreams.



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Jimmy Foxx, Double X, could knock the crap out of the ball. He once hit 58 homeruns for the Philadelphia Athletics back in 1932. And despite being well-liked by everybody, he had his own demons, which included the regret of not quite catching Babe Ruth, and worse, alcohol. Foxx died, broke and broken, at the age of 59 when he choked on a piece of meat cooked by his brother.

And as for the guy who hit more round trippers than Mr. Ruth, Josh Gibson?

Well, he might have been the best power hitter of them all.

In fact, in 1934 he hit 69 homeruns for Pittsburgh.

The Pittsburgh Crawdads that is.

Gibson played his entire career in the Negro Leagues. As such, he never got to play against Ruth or Foxx.

And he died at age 35, despondent and depressed, in the dead of winter, early in 1947.

Three months later, in spring's full bloom, Jackie Robinson broke the colour barrier.



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When I lived in the States, not so long ago, we lived on the northern edge of Oakland.

Gertrude Stein once said of Oakland that 'There's no there, there.'

By the time I got there I would beg to differ.

Why?

Because it is one of the few cities in the United States where there is at least some measure of true integration.

Sure, there are still ghettoes in Oakland where a whitest of whitebread whiteboys from Canada has to watch his step.

But there are also bars and cars and amusement parks and diners and schools and hospitals and theaters and entire neighborhoods where everybody gets along.

Put another way, when the Rodney King riots flashed across the the US, and particularly the inner cities of California, a few years ago nobody torched Oakland.

Hell, even Tom Hanks grew up in Oakland. And he did so at about the same time as Dave 'Hendu' Henderson was emerging as a highschool star in Northern California.

Maybe that's where the actor got his swing.



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I came of age in early 70's Canuckistanmikitaville.

Many would call that time a golden age.

I would call that a crock.

Because the world, at least our world, is a much better place now.

And most of that has to do with the tearing down of ghettoes.

Social, not physical, ones.

And this great dismantling has come our way by way of a few of my favorite things....

Things like 60% acceptance rates for women in medical school.

Things like wheelchair access for all.

Things like public school access for kids of all abilities and ailments.

Things like open access to information for anybody that wants it.

Things like the freedom of choice for anybody to be whoever or whatever they want, be that lifestyle, or baseball player, or whatever.

And maybe most importantly, for us Canuckistanis at least, that multicultural thing.



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You're not sure about that multicultural thing?

Been listening to talk radio? Been reading the National Post? Been watching Mike Duffy on TV? Been busy buying property in gated communities?

Well, forget all about that for a moment and just take a look at Vancouver.

Or, better yet, buy yourself a Sunday transit pass and travel all over the City of Vancouver.

It's an amazing place.

In fact, I would go far as to suggest that it is the world.

Heck, I would even go one step further and suggest that my neighborhood is the world.

Last week we had a block party. We closed the street. And while we didn't sod it, we sat in the middle of it, we ate in the middle of it, we drank a little in the middle of it, we played badminton and skipped rope in the middle of it, and we told each other our stories in the middle of it.

I am new to the street.

But now I know my neighbour, T's, story.

'T' came to Canada from Hong Kong in the '50's and worked some of the same tugboats my Dad did but only as a cook because, at that time, they wouldn't let him use his engineering ticket.

T's youngest kid just finished University. His oldest got his degree a few years go. His house is a gaudy yellow but he has a great garden.

And now I know that 'G' is from Kansas and still coaches Little League baseball even though his kids are all grown up. 'G', who was the flipper of the beef at the party, once saw Buck Leonard play for the Kansas City Monarchs when he was a kid. 'G's wife 'B' is from Germany and their next door neighbour 'H' is from Austria. 'H' is slowed by Parkinson's; his son is a not-quite famous former punk rocker that I once idolized a little when I was a kid. Everybody on the street watches out for 'H'. 'S' and 'R' are from New Delhi. 'S' flipped the veggie burgers on his barbeque right next to 'G's beef on his. 'S's wife 'R' organized the whole thing with 'B'. My immediate neighbors, 'F' and 'S' brought sate. They are Thai and both their husbands are far away for months at a time; it's a long commute from the old home to the new home. 'J' escaped Poland in 1982. He is a master craftsman and he likes my old VW (not-so)Microbus; 'H' and 'C' are Quebecois; my youngest immediately ran off to play with their youngest, both of them were babbling in French. I sort of learned the language, an hour at a time, during that so-called golden age; my kids have really learned it at immersion school; earlier this Spring my oldest kid also learned the culture when she went and lived with a Quebecois family on an immersion-assisted exchange program.

See what I mean.



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So why did I decide to get up and write all this ramble-tamble of endless pre-amble on a late summer Saturday morning when so many big things are going on in the world and I've got a million little things to do (including getting yet another repair done on that cursed VW)?

Well, last night, just as I was falling asleep, I read Ted Radcliffe's obituary.

Radcliffe was a catcher with a cannon arm who liked to scawl 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' on his chest protector.

And he may have been the best of them all, a six tool talent who could run, throw, catch, hit, and hit with power.

I know, that's only five.

But Radcliffe could also pitch, and because of that Damon Runyan dubbed him 'Double Duty'

Mr. Radcliffe, whose Negro League career spanned more than two decades, was 44 when Jackie Robinson took the field for the Brooklyn Dodgers for the first time in 1947.

As such, the closest he ever got to the major leagues was a stint as a scout, beating the bushes below the Mason-Dixon line for the Cleveland Indians in the 1960's.

There's a vignette in Ken Burns' 18 hour documentary on the history of Baseball in America where two old Negro Leaguers sit in a present tense diner. They are done reminiscing and Burns somehow cojoles them into singing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame'.

The singing is unremarkable, made even more so by the fact that one of them momentarily forgets the words. But what is remarkable is the thing you can see in their eyes as they leave the present and move back into the past towards those things they did so well.

Things that everybody did separately in the 'good' old days.

Luckily for so many of us, we do them together now.

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I have seen a few of the modern day's best play, up close and personal. But my all time favorite is not one of those greatest of greats. Because, instead, it is Hendu. Honestly, I have never seen anyone play the game, before or since, with such pure joy. Was he shuckin' and jivin' sometimes for the fans in the bleachers of Oakland's former Alameda County Coliseum when he patrolled centerfield for the A's? Maybe. But who the hell cares. I sure don't. He was the perfect foil for Rickey in left and the outlaw, Jose Wales, in right (and hitting second behind Rickey and ahead of the Outlaw and the Andro-Gobbler, Big Mac, didn't hurt his BA either given all those fastballs that position in that batting order dropped in his lap; for those of you with a Great White North hockey handicap, think Blair MacDonald playing on a line with Gretzky before a sleek young Finn named Jari Kurri came along).

#Duffy...Nevermind The Trial, Check Out The Diary.

AllTheLifeOfTrivia
ThatFitsVille


Actually, Justin McElroy proMedia blogger guy has already done both the checking and the outing for us.

And what he came up with is most interesting/disturbing/hilarious.

My favourite bit is the one about where to shave and apply the deodorant hitting the road to do a little, you guessed it, speechifying:

...Flying from Toronto to Fredericton to give a speech on March 23, 2009, Duffy’s diary notes he had no time to shave or shower before leaving Toronto Pearson Airport. However, his diary’s next entry says “Fly Toronto to Fred-ton arr @ 10:47 am, shave and pits in washroom.”

Where the “shave and pits” action occurred is anyone’s guess. Right before he made his speech? In the airport washroom? In the *shudder* airplane itself?

Canadians may never know...



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Federal Election Rising...Is The Outcome Inevitable?

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Is the outcome inevitable?

Bill Tieleman, writing for whomever owns 24 Hours this hour, thinks it just may be:

...With the Conservatives at 32%, the Liberals at 28% and the NDP at 23% in a national Ekos poll in late March, none are close to the magic 40% needed for a majority government.

So a minority government is most likely — but is a coalition possible?

The more a coalition is talked about before an election, the more voters will wonder exactly what they’re getting afterwards.

A Conservative-Liberal coalition government? A Liberal-NDP government? An NDP-Liberal government?

All are theoretically possible. Even the Bloc Quebecois and Green parties could be involved if they have enough seats.

And a coalition government with what policies and priorities? Which prime minister?

But for the Conservatives, the coalition word has an irresistible charm. It’s how they defeated the ill-fated Liberal-NDP attempt to push them out of office in 2008 without an election — and how fear of another possible coalition gave Harper his majority win in 2011...



Now, regardless where the splits are in three months, or even six, I agree with Mr. T. that the evils of a coalition will be a bell ringer for Mr. Harper's base mobilization efforts.

But geez....

Do these splits mean that I'm going to have to cue up the strategic voting thingy all over again?

Oh boy.


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This Day In Clarkland...All Your Tailing Ponds 'R Us.

DryStacking?
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You would think that, after it became clear that all kinds of folks, including government folks, knew of issues with the Mount Polley dirt pile before it dissolved like a sandcastle before the incoming tide, something would have to change in British Columbia mining industry.

And the blue ribbon panel that was assembled by the Clarklandians actually said that things should change as Gordon Hoekstra of the VSun noted last week:

After the catastrophic failure of the Mount Polley mine tailings dam last summer, an expert engineering panel appointed by the B.C. government called for a major shift in how to deal with mine waste.

The panel recommended a move away from the conventional method of storing waste behind dams.

{snip}

...The panel said...that to reduce dam failures, the number of dams must be reduced.

So, it recommended an alternative method of filtering the water out of the tailings and then stacking them in a big pile, a method commonly called dry stacking.

The result is there is no dam to fail, and if a dry stack shifted or moved, including as a result of an earthquake, it would not go as far as water-saturated tailings. The Mount Polley dam failure released millions of cubic metres of water and tailings into the Quesnel watershed, destroying a nine-kilometre creek and raising concerns about the long-term effects on millions of salmon...


Except, so far all indications are that there are no real plans for any significant dry stacking whatsoever:

...However, all 10 of the active open-pit metal mine proposals either approved or on the province’s assessment list have plans to build conventional storage facilities with dams to store tailings.

Mining companies say filtering and dry stacking won’t work in B.C. — there’s too much rain and it is too costly...



All of which kind of makes you wonder if the panel's real job (as deflector-spike spin cover for a mostly compliant proMedia) was done before it even began its deliberations.

And meanwhile, in Shawnigan Lake residents like Kevin Searle have something to say:

...It has been all over the news for the past several years that a local contractor has applied for and received a permit from the Ministry of Environment to dump 100,000 tonnes of contaminated soil a year for the next 50 years - in our watershed.

Not only is this a travesty to the community but it contravenes so many of the Ministry of Environment's own rules and regulations.

With the ministerial downsizing over the past few years the site would be self-regulated by the contractors themselves.

Do you remember Mt. Polley? Good thing the contractor - South Island Aggregates DBA Cobble Hill Holdings and owners Marty Block and Mike Kelly have a contingency fund in place for any failure of the "containment" ponds, a whopping $220,000.

I wonder how far that would have gone in Mt. Polley...

How far, indeed.

And you've got to wonder given the evidence in other spheres  how that 'self-regulation' business will go in the end.


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Wednesday, April 08, 2015

The Thing I Learned Today...

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DobermanVille


At first I just thought they were just messing around cleaning things up down the left field line.

But something's really happening at Nat Bailey.

They're actually putting seats out there as a bit of an overhang which will also entail bringing the fence in a little (going from 335' to 315') and cutting it down out in the corners.

Should be interesting and make the place more of a hitter's park, I reckon.

Because it's not just the wall position. Additionally, it looks like there is going to be even less (if that is even possible) foul ground down the lines as they move the bullpens out into the corners as well.

Only one thing that might be a little problematic...

Which is that it is now April and they've barely got the foundations in with Opening Day just 10 weeks away.


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Good little explanatory story from last fall in 'Battersbox' by JBrumfield with an artist's rendering and everything...Here. 
Sub-Header?...It's a long story with a late night WPKish-type twist...But I'll never tell...At least not the entire thing as it might incriminate me...You'll have to ask my editor who I assume I'll hear from any second now via either landline or goddamn Mojo-Wire...Heckfire, this copy might even be mangled beyond recognition by the time I wake up tomorrow....


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A Little Town In British Columbia Does Ms. DePape A Solid.

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Before the parliamentary page came along and pledged her allegiance, on purpose, to a goodly portion of the population there was Lantzville British Columbia on Vancouver Island doing the same thing.

Without even trying.



Imagine that!

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Translink Referendum Shuffle...Bonfire Of The Flack-Hackeries (ctd).

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BoughtAndPaidForOpinionVille


As we have noted (over and over and over and over and over again) before, the only certain winners in this plebiscite thing will be the flack-hackery.

On both sides. 

And the irony?

Even when they are not even trying (apparently) they can pop up out of nowhere.

Bob Mackin noted this in his latest post, which led with a bit on the role of Mr. Pattison in the thing:

...Reporter Jon Woodward’s March 31 story for CTV News Vancouver on the results of GPS maker TomTom’s annual congestion survey included man-on-the-street interviews at a Chevron fuel station. One of those interviews happened to be with a provincially registered lobbyist for Chevron.
Watch it here and look out for the two-minute, 14-second mark, where a man I recognized as Gabe Garfinkel says: “I’m going to vote yes because I think it’s just too congested. I’d rather have time at work or with my family or my friends than waiting in my car.”

Garfinkel is a vice-president with FleishmanHillard and a former aide to Premier Christy Clark...



Gosh.

I wonder if Uncle Bob has heard from Mr Woodard re: the total coincidence of this particular appearance of Mr. Garfinkle on our TeeVees?



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On a tangential flack-hackerian note...Also thanks to the hard work of Mr. Mackin, we know that the folks behind the turnstiles were going to have their lobbyist wine and dine local officials this very evening at Seasons In The Park...Unfortunately, this event was cancelled last week...And, to be very clear here, there is no truth to the rumour that the cancellation was driven, at least in part, because of the temporary shortage in tastefully-appointed neck troughs...


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This Afternoon In Clarkland...In Which Ms. Anton Attempts To Get Clear.

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ThatFitsVille


In response to David Eby's concerns that the auctioning of a limited number of 'in-store wine licences' will shut out the little guys 'n gals, the Minister for Justice and Private Booze Sales had the following to say according to Cassidy Olivier and Ian Austin of The Province:

...“Our goal in establishing an auction framework for these limited number of licences is to develop a process that is fair and transparent for industry.”...


Gosh.

Does the good Ms. Anton ever stop campaigning?



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Transit Referendum Shuffle...What's COPE Got To Do With It?

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WorkVille


So.

My kids were grilling me on how I was going to 'vote' on Transit Referendum the other day.

And, as you might expect I responded by taking them through all the pros-and cons as I see them.

It took quite awhile because they kept doing what kids do, which is to ask basic, 'heart-of-the-matter' - type questions that often started with the word 'Why'.

And then we got into the process.

After which I thought I could slink away from the dining room table.

But E. and e. would have none of it...

Because they wanted to know how I was going to vote.

So I told them.

And I'll tell you all soon.

But first, I've gotta say that on this one it's hard to argue with the latest manifesto from the Classics:

BE IT RESOLVED by the Members of COPE that a public statement be made by COPE executive summing up the debate on the 2015 Transportation and Transit Plebiscite on March 29th that includes:

1. A strong criticism of the process that gave rise to the Regional Transportation Investments, a Vision for Metro Vancouver – aka the Mayors’ Council on Regional Transportation]and the plebiscite because it excluded working people from setting the agenda and that it divides the polity on a complex question;

2. Further we call for ongoing discussions on how to develop the Lower Mainland on a rational and sustainable basis; and

3. We urge citizens and COPE members to vote according to their conscience.


OK?


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This dividing of the polity business is for real...In the throes of my decision making process I left a comment with Stephen Rees, a transit blogger whose work I have a huge amount of respect for, asking for a point of clarification...This thing has been so perverted by the flack-hackery and their associated underhanded concern trolling that Stephen honestly thought I was also up to no good...I was really taken aback...But after quite a bit of back-and-forth offline I came to completely understand where he was coming from...
As I've said numerous times before the only real winners of this sham of flim-flam shim-sham-shimmy are the flack-hackery on both sides...
I'll be back with my answer to the two E's soon...


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This Day In Clarkland....Hey Nineteen.

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ByeByeVille


It seems like only yesterday (i.e. February of 2013) that Princess Pammy was telling an entirely credulous (not to mention highly established and uber credible) Lotuslandian proMedia about the Trillion Dollar Sparkle Pony thingy:




And as for the here and now?

Not so much, as Brett Jang told us in yesterday's Globe. Here is his lede:

Most liquefied natural gas export projects are at risk of being cancelled in North America as a result of a looming global glut of LNG, putting a damper on British Columbia’s energy dreams.

Moody’s Investors Service Inc. issued a stark outlook for the fledgling North American LNG industry, arguing it doesn’t make economic sense to invest billions of dollars on each venture especially as Asian buyers slow down their LNG ordersfor new LNG supplies.

Moody’s said the “vast majority” of North American proposals face outright cancellation. “Many sponsors – including those in the U.S., Canada and Mozambique that have missed that window of opportunity as oil prices have declined – will face a harder time inking the final contracts, most likely resulting in a delay or a cancellation of their projects.”,” the credit rating agency said.

There are 19 B.C. LNG projects vying to export to Asia. They include 10 export licences that have been approved by the National Energy Board...



Cue Becker and Fagen (and a whole lotta background sweetening and horn play to make it all palatable)...



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And, yes....GrantG has been on top of this thing since the beginning.


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Tuesday, April 07, 2015

Federal Election Rising...Do The Kids Even Care About #Duffy?

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ThatFitsVille


My hunch is that they don't.

And, regardless, I'm almost certain they won't give a hoot-'n-heckfire about the entire Senate schmozzle six months from now once the coming Con-Offensive has convinced all those not paying the closest of close attention that 'Everybody does it'.

But here's the thing...

As we were discussing the other day, if the kids were to vote en masse, even if it were just in the swingingest of swing ridings, they really could change the course of the coming election. 

But will they?

A couple of snippets in a very good bit of reportage and analysis by a gaggle of Ryerson journalism suggests it will be as difficult as all get-out, because:

...Only about 39 per cent of people aged 18 to 24 showed up to cast a ballot in the last Canadian federal election, the lowest turnout of any age group in the country...


Additionally, in a pretty comprehensive poll at their own institution the Ryerson kids found that 41% of their fellow students (i.e. university students in the center of a large, urban, liberal/left-leaning city) are already signalling that they likely won't vote in the upcoming federal general.

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Now.


In my opinion, the key here will be to get as many boots (i.e. Doc Martens, not just Florsheims) as possible on the ground, and not all over the place but concentrated in those ridings, going door-to-door, bar-to-bar and yoga studio-to-yoga studio dragging the pledges out of all the young'uns they can find.

Because clickativism only counts for Facebook and Patreon.

Not elections.

OK?


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And don't think I'm dissing Patreon here in a general karmic sense because I am most definitely not....In fact, I actually think it is a super fantastic way for folks to directly fund other folks (most of whom are also youngish-type folks) to make art and other things sustainably over the longterm...Here, for example, is a good one on of those young folks, in my opinion at least.
And for the new-mediasts out there who have a dream and no capital....As we mentioned recently, Patreon is also how Jesse Brown is making his nut.
Lastly, I really dig the fact that Patreon was started, not by a software developer looking to get bought out by the Google but instead by a musician, Jack Conte of Pomplamoose, one of the first of the truly independent YouTube video song making super-groups...And now he's joined forces with those other sharp young still kinda/sorta kids...The Green Brothers...(Yes E. and e, 'those' Green Brothers)...


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Hey Mikey...You (And Yours) Liked It!

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ThatFitVille


With the Dean on spring break and Ron Obvious coming back strong with columns on Alberta and Mary Jane's new dance in Washington after a conflicty-free (at least according to his editors) defense of his collaborator, we figured that Michael Smyth was our last chance.

Last chance for what, you might be asking?

Well....

Last chance that one of the Lotuslandian Puffed-Up Pro-Punditry (LPUPP) would actually take a run at Ms. Clark for carrying all that FedCon water in front of the unilateral dismantling of the treaty process that was telegraphed just before the longest of long weekends of the year began late last week.

But that didn't happen, and the newscycle has pretty much passed it by (can you hear the sounds of wizards and/or PAB-Bots cheering?).

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Instead, Mr. Smyth wrote a column about Translink and Faregates and all that.

Which, I guess, is new news for Mr. Smyth.

Or some such thing.

Of course, the ever flippant Mr. Smyth was caustic without bringing up the Hat Man who got the ball rolling in the first place (and who Mikey himself actually kinda/sorta covered way back when in more ways than one).

In addition, Mr. Smyth failed to mention how the LPUPP aided and abetted all the Hat Man's men when they helped wurlitzer-up up all that nonsensical fare gate evasion hysteria that generated the 'market' for those damnable $200 million turnstiles in the first place.

And, as you might expect because, 'both sides', Mr. Smyth got all conflationary when he compared the Turnstiles to the Fast Ferries.

But here's the thing.

Those gates and their already obsolete technology were NOT made in B.C. by British Columbians who had real jobs to do so.

Union jobs that paid for things like mortgages and groceries and tuition for the kids to go to university.

And don't get me going (again) on how it is my opinion that having the next round of ferries built outside the country was designed at least in part to kill those kinds of jobs 'round here.

OK?


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On the other hand....Bob Mackin actually has some real new news on the continuing faregate fiasco...
Have your doubts about the fare evasion hysteria being nonsensical from the get-go?...Stephen Rees' excellent post on the matter will reassure you.


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This Day In Clarkland...We Never Really Wanted That Award Thingy Anyway.

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Remember how that $200 million dollar 'Integrated Case Management System' debacle that doesn't work and is making it even harder for frontline Ministry of Child and Family Development folks to do their job was up for a 'Premier's Award'?

Well, after a bit of kerfuffle from a crazy little thing called an Auditor General's report, it would seem that the Wizards and the PAB-Bots have had second thoughts:

VICTORIA — A troubled government computer system criticized by British Columbia’s auditor general for being incomplete and not meeting expectations has been deleted from the shortlist of a civil-service award...

{snip}

...The project was nominated last fall for the annual Premier’s Awards of Innovation and Excellence.

The government’s Public Service Agency confirmed in a statement issued (last) Wednesday the computer system did not make the final cut for the award ceremony scheduled for later this month.

“Every year there are far more nominations than can be recognized in the award process,” said the statement...



Gosh.

Given all that, we're surprised that the Birdman and the Content Consultant's inoperative fare gates haven't won the Premier's super-duper, extra-special Premier's bonanza bonus already.

Or some such thing.


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And as for that 'Integrated Decision Making System' that will make it harder.....errrrr...easier to track giveaways to the resource extractors?...Well, that's a train still comin'...At a price of another $100 million...So far, at least.


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This Tuesday In Clarkland...The Good Friday Tweet Follow-Up.

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ThanOthersVille


We realize that the Premier is in the middle of spring break.

And we also know that the Dean is away from school on holidays as well.

But, given what happened in the wake of all that hard work and all those rewards and so-on and such-as that went into Ms. Clark's infamous 'Good Friday Tweet', we thought that a little extra homework on the true meaning of Easter might be in order.

And what better place to start than with a passage from Brandon Ambrosino in the Boston Globe, which, as the Premier so well knows from last term's book report, is kinda/sorta almost/but not quite, located in the Land of Lincoln:

...The central claim of Easter — and indeed, of Christianity — has always been that the rejected, tortured, crucified, dead, and then resurrected Jesus is somehow Lord of the entire earth. If that doesn’t sound particularly scandalous today, imagine you’re hearing it for the first time while living in the Roman Empire. As many New Testament scholars argue, hearing “Jesus is Lord” in the first century might sound suspiciously like a bold rejection of the standard Roman creed at the time: “Caesar is Lord.” (There is a lot of discussion about this, but even a quick glance of the Gospels and Acts shows that the texts contain instances of anti-imperial rhetoric.)

What’s radical about Easter, then, is not that Christians claim a dead man rose from the dead. What’s radical is what that means — specifically, what it meant for Rome, and, by implication, what it means for all kingdoms everywhere, including the ones we live in. Jesus’ resurrection marked the end of Caesar’s way of doing things. It established a new kingdom in which enemies are loved, the marginalized are given primacy of place, and the poor are blessed. In this kingdom, hierarchies are subverted, concentrated power is decentralized, and prodigal children are welcomed home. Black lives matter here, as do queer lives and the lives of undocumented aliens within our borders — “Remember the stranger in your midst” is a common refrain in this kingdom...



The marginalized are given 'primacy of place' and the 'poor are blessed'?

Gosh.

What's that all about?


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Regarding states and license plate monikers and all that...Someone might want to let the Premier know that 'Cheers' was not filmed before a live studio audience in Springfield....That, of course is where the writer's room audience of Harvard-educated US Americans pretends to watch that cartoony show created by the guy that used to put together that strip with all the cute bunny rabbits.....See....Easter!


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Monday, April 06, 2015

The Prime Minister Of Listeria, Act Two.

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Part One, of the first part, from 2008:

....Despite the unarguable proof that it was his government's policy change that led to the removal of Canadian Food Inspection Agency inspectors from meat processing plants, Mr. Stephen Harper implied earlier this week that the listeriosis outbreak (that killed 23 Canadians) was the fault of the previous Liberal government and that it was his government that was actually the proactive one:

...The Conservative leader (Mr. Harper) insisted his government has already taken action by modernizing the inspection system and hiring 200 new inspectors and will conduct a "comprehensive" inquiry into the listeriosis outbreak.

"We are aware of deficiencies, and that's why we're acting and investing, both putting money [into the system] and looking very carefully at our processes as we go forward," he said.

"The previous (Liberal) government was aware of some of these deficiencies, [but] they didn't act. We have been acting."...


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Kelsey Johnson has the story of the recently released Part Two, in iPolitics. Here is her lede:


Health Minister Rona Ambrose’s office is continuing to insist that reports of Canadian Food Inspection Agency cuts to the number of meat inspections in Northern Alberta are “irresponsible and inaccurate” despite the fact internal documents obtained by iPolitics show the agency is doing just that.

The issue was brought to public attention on Tuesday in a news conference by the Agriculture Union, which represents food inspection workers and had obtained edited versions of the same documents iPolitics has since obtained in unedited form.

The internal documents show the CFIA has conceded it “is not able to complete work as per program design” when it comes to meat hygiene inspections in Northern Alberta because of tight finances and a shortfall of six inspectors...


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Now.

There is post-script to Part Two that may have some theatre goers seeing Red and/or perhaps, Orange. 

Why?

Because it would appear that the latest inspector shortfall is being asymmetrically distributed so as not to upset that big, fat meat market to the south of us:

...As a result (of the latest inspector shortfall), the (Canadian food inspection) agency has “reduced daily presence in registered processing establishments that are not eligible to export to the USA,” a decision that affects 66 per cent of the region’s processing plants...


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I mean, seriously, all snark aside, why is it that the man who is running our country cannot see that acts committed in the name of his ideology have killed Canadians before and that they could very well kill Canadians again?



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