Campaign Day 18 (cont'd)....It's Lunchtime On Friday...Do You Know Where Your Document Dump Is?

HeadFakingTheWurlitzer
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So.

What will the BC Liberals dump us this week?

I don't know for sure.

But if I was forced by the twin Agent #186 Dopplegangerians to make wild-eyed nonsensical guesses under extreme duress, the following would my top three for this week.....

Anti - Environment Minister Barry Penner suddenly appears out of nowhere in the center of the main dining room at the Manning Park Lodge to announce that all the Park Rangers will be fired for excessive hiking, effective immediately. In the next breath Mr. Penner goes on to state that the Rangers will be replaced by a newly sworn-in cadre of PABst Blue Ribbon Bots whose mission, if they choose to accept it, will be to spin the province's wildlife into a vestibulocochlear nerve damage-induced stupor that will generate non-stop photo-ops for the chosen few with wads of cash fat enough to buy a ticket to ride on the sea planes into one of our shiny new Best-Place-On-Earth-In-The -P3-Park-Resorts" that the overwhelming majority of British Columbians cannot afford......

Or.....

Bill Bennett bursts out in song and joyfully announces that he loves Wilf Hanni like a brother and/or that he is, in fact, Mr. Hanni's real, actual, long-lost, separated-at-birth and/or flat-of-the-table-top-earth brother.....

Or.....

Mr. Gordon Campbell will be forced to climb the steps of the billion dollar boondoggle on the Vancouver waterfront to announce, in full view of the assembled Ignatieff braintrust, that the entire BC Liberal Party War Room has just been fired for excessive ibogaine use that occurred due to a misguided, and ultimately unsuccessful, attempt to recover from the viscious bouts of the terminal shakes induced by 18 straight days of 24/7 RedBull consumption......

Or....

Maybe you have a better idea (let rip in the comments if you've got 'em).....


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