Campaign Day 18 (cont'd)...Maybe Gordo Could Promise To Keep The Price Of Beer Down....

...By Instituting A Ganja Tax

You know.

To shift the tax base away from the greenhouse gases produced by spliff combustion towards low intensity carbonation associated with hops and barley fermentation.

Or some such bloody thing.

Sheesh.


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Clearly, the ibogaine suckers cranking out the copy in the dungeon beneath the red rum-walled war room are getting desperate....I mean, even I couldn't come up with one as ridiculous as 'If you vote for the James' Gang the price of beer will go up in private liquor stores'.....To which I can only answer...."So what - beer already costs more at Biminis than in the public store up the street where the folks who serve me actually get paid a decent living wage so they can contribute to B.C.'s (not-so)strong economy."
Thanks to reader Jeff B. for bringing the latest bout of LINO Codswallopinarianism to our attention.


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