...When You've Got Cookie Dough Mike?
What's it all about this time, Alfie?
And then, as you might expect, the following response to the Keef has come in from a second Minister of Clarklandia (please note the emoticon):
Do you think these fine folks even know that we're paying attention?
Because, you know, it's all just a game of 'inside baseball' that the real insiders like the Keef know all about and we, the great unwashed, should just shut the heck up about given that this is just the Minister who was in charge of the Health Ministry when all the deals were getting set to go down, deals that are now being investigated by the Ombudsperson (allegedly) because nobody knows what happened when the decisions about said deals were being made (and who made them) because there is no record of the what was actually going on when it was all being planned prior to its execution by the next (and now fully scapegoated) Minister down the line.
And, need I mention, that what went down as a result of those deals ruined peoples' lives for absolutely no good reason at all.
So Ms. Polak can take her emoticon and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.
Which is probably the same place where Mr. de Jong hides all his flaming post-it notes.
Or some some such place.
Previous Keef Reports, none of which has been written on a post-it note or, as reader MCG suggests, '4 ply', can be found....Here.